Sunday Musings and Random Notes #5

The name is Bond | From Sean Connery to Daniel Craig

It was in 1982 that I watched my first Bond Movie  – the Spy who loved me – in a small town dilapidated Cinema Hall, where it was even difficult to make out the Hindi dialogues blaring out from the theater loudspeakers. I ignored the sounds (or, sometimes the lack of it) and enjoyed the visuals. In those days, my acquaintance with English spoken by the English was such that even if I had seen it in a sophisticated multiplex, I would not have made out anything. Nevertheless I enjoyed the movie for its stunts and the stunning visuals of exotic locations.

Since then, Bond has continued to be a fascination, off and on. Hardly have I missed a bond movie. It is only when I watched Bond movies on TV with subtitles that I could fully understand the subtle humour, the puns and the double  entendres . Then,  it is not my fault that I need subtitles. The sound systems in our cinema halls and TVs do not do justice to English movies. (Frankly speaking, even now my ability to make out when the English speak English through a cinema hall loudspeaker is such that even if I see the movie in a super sophisticated multiplex, I would not understand 100%. Maybe taking a compassionate attitude towards viewers like me now a days they release Hollywood movies with subtitles – even in multiplexes.)

Starting from Sean Connery in Dr. No released five years before my birth, there have been six actors who have signed the ‘Bond’ till date. Among all those who ‘Bonded’,  Pierce Brosnan has been my most favourite, because he accentuated the humour element the best, with Roger Moore coming a close second. Of course from the point of view of close encounters with girls and villains and the use of sophisticated cars and gadgets, (to use the bond 3G analogy – Girls, Guns and Gadgets) no ‘Bond’ is stronger than any other.

With Daniel Craig, the latest to ‘Bond’,  ‘Bonding’ has taken a higly serious turn. It has become less puny and less funny. Of course it has continued to earn the franchise more and more money. It has also brought the ‘Spectre’ of death on some of its own people. Bond’s immediate boss and the most trusted supporter ‘M’ dies in Skyfall (of course not out of a sky fall). Ironically, the Old Q who never won a Nobel in spite of making gadgets hundreds of years ahead of his time, himself looked like a relic from the past.  Now we have a  young Q, bespectacled and a digital geek. Maybe to keep up with the times.

And Bond movies have kept up with the times. In the cold war era, if Russia was the dominant theme, now it is terrorism.

For the next movie in the series, who will play the next Bond? Speculations are on. Some say, the next Bond should be a black, to black out the racial bias. While some ask why not someone from the fairer sex  so as to fair out the gender bias.

Now imagine a lady Bond. When someone inquires about her name will she say, “Bond, James Bond”  or,  James will be replaced with  a feminine name?  Will there be a change in Bond’ s favourite drink, or will she continue to order – Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred – letting the audience wonder whether this too was some sort of a double entendre . And how many men will she be allowed to Bond with in a single movie, that is, if she is heterosexual. And if, she is heterosexual what will happen to the legacy of 3Gs? Or, she will prefer to continue with the legacy of 3Gs even at the cost of being branded a lesbian? (And to make a political statement).

With so many ifs and buts to take care of, will they really give a lady the license to kill? Let us wait and watch.

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 #SanskariBond

The Indian connection of Bond goes back to the days of Octopussy. Major portions of the film were shot in India. There are also two Indians in memorable roles – Kabir Bedi and Vijay Amritraj. One cannot help laughing, when in a chase scene, a person from the villain’s entourage falls on on a bed of nails prepared by an Indian sadhu for his penance. The sadhu shouts,  “Uthja mere bistar se” (Get out of my bed).

When the sansakri sensor board chief Pahlaj Nihalini recommended so many cuts for the India release of Spectre, it created a lot of media buzz. People also took to the social media to vent their protests, many of which were quite creative.

Here is a favourite:

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11 thoughts on “Sunday Musings and Random Notes #5

  1. rationalraj2000

    A very interesting post on Bond movies that have thrilled generations of viewers. I like the earlier Bonds and do not like Craig one bit.Hope the new Bond will rekindle my interest…Thanks for sharing this one.

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  2. Hmm..love all bond movies..I had DVD of best bond movies and my love and interest started with pierce brosnan die another day. Since then I’ve watched most of the bond movies. Loved the image in the end..haha. well written. 😊 congrats on toppost.

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