An idle mind gives rise to bitchy ides.
Suppose dogs were allowed to open Facebook account. What would be their status update like? Here are a sample ten:
Dog 1: Feeling so proud today. Got an opportunity to pee on the front wheel of a BMW (with photo)
Dog2: Eating leftover food with my darling bitch at Maurya Sheraton, Mumbai (with photo)
Dog3: Holidaying in Delhi near the largest Drain of Asia (with photo)
Dog4: My Basanti and our four kids. Oh! How much I love them (Our happy family)
Dog5: Invited to be the Chief Barker at the All India Street Dogs federation meeting. (with photo)
Dog6: Feeling proud that my owner brought this new brand gold coloured dog chain for me. (with photo)
Dog7: Feeling loved with Basanti, my bitch, my loving companion of x years. (with photo of both tongue touching)
Dog8: (the activist dog). Our dog world is going to the dogs. More and more people are getting fond of cats. Let us boycott those families who plan to adopt cats. Please forward this message if you are really concerned about the future of the dogs.
Dog9: At Mahim local station. Traveling to Bandra.
Dog10: Our darling pilla won this year’s ‘dog bites dog’ competition. Feeling so proud. Love you so much my cutie. (with photo)
(dog can be substituted for bitch and adjustments be made accordingly)